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~TheSpartanOfAuburn
Justice B. Wainwright
Artist | Professional | Digital Art
United States
I was born and raised in Bakersfield, California in the scorching winter of 1980. I spent the formative years of my life playing video games and burying action figures in the mud. Later on, when I was unable to unearth them, I was positive the devil had dragged them down to hell. I am still unconvinced that this is not entirely untrue and to this day I carry around an unnatural fear of open pits and Gumby.  It was sometime around this point in my life that I came to the conclusion that I was gay. Even though I had no idea what that meant for me or my life, I knew I was screwed. Years later, when I came out to my mother, she was convinced I was gay because my dad didn’t take me fishing enough. I suppose she thought that hours spent unhooking old boots and used condoms off my fishing lure would have had the power to turn me.  Needless to say, even after she built that small pond in the backyard and stocked it with, what she called “big tittied Jesus fish”, she finally accepted the truth.

I am a comedian. Watch Comedy Central, I will be there shortly. In the background, reevaluating my life choices.
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:iconloic2006:
thanks for the :+fav: on [link]

i'm glad you appreciate it :D
Loic

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life is exciting :D :D :D
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:icon1arcticfox:
I wanted to thank you SO much for your fav on the image I submitted! I truly appreciate each and every one and value ALL comments! Thanks for your support!! :D :hug:

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Art is the oxygen for your soul!

My art is NOT Public Domain and NOT free or stock. You MAY NOT POST it elsewhere. My work is copyrighted and I retain ALL rights. c. 1arcticfox 2010
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:iconromanceex:
Thank you so much for all tose faves :)

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Your body believes every word you say :!:
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:iconthespartanofauburn:
~TheSpartanOfAuburn Dec 26, 2006  Professional Digital Artist
Your images have inspired me to do another set of nude shots, less color and imagery and more sensuality. The hunt for models has begun!
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:iconromanceex:
Oh, that's quite flattering. Thank you so much. :hug:

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Your body believes every word you say :!:
:nod: :lick:
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:iconstryofoamcups:
Thank you for the add ;)

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Do you ever feel like the sky is too small?
This half is.


I'm textually abusing you.
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:iconadiime:
sorry to have missed your add, thank you so much and I look forward to speaking with you!!

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"Our ideals, like the gods of old, are constantly demanding human sacrifices."
-George Bernard Shaw
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